First, win free books by subscribing on my home page. Click here. Now, what free books do I have? First of all, Zombie Turkeys, volume one of my comic paranormal animal series, Life After Life Chronicles.
Next, we have volume two of the Life After Life Chronicles, My Undead Mother-in-law.
Not literally, but metaphorically you have choices to make when you win free books. Your choices:
First, which book?
Second, print or ebook? Or, you can choose the audiobook format for Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law.
Third, you can wait for the third book, Paranormal Privateers, to be published in the spring of 2018.
Here’s your zombie turkey. You get a bookmark when you win.
First, subscribe to the newsletter here.
Second, each month, Andy Zach’s trained phoenix will randomly select one subscriber from the mailing list.
Here are our past winners:
|2/28/2017||Kathi – selected My Undead Mother-in-law|
|7/6/2017||Belinda – selected My Undead Mother-in-law|
If you see your name, email me, Andy Zach at firstname.lastname@example.org with your book selection and contact method.
I’m pleased to announce the production of my audiobook version of Zombie Turkeys has completed! As soon as the audiobook passes quality checks ACX, the zombie parody will be published on Amazon and iTunes
As soon as this one’s published, look for my next audiobook, My Undead Mother-in-law.
But that’s not all! Coming in the spring of 2018 is the third novel in my comic zombie series, Life After Life Chronicles. The name? Paranormal Privateers. Don’t miss it!
You can get Free SciFi Flash Fiction and Custom Artwork right here. First the custom artwork by Dex.
I saw this picture on the SciFi Roundtable on Facebook. We were to write some flash fiction, no more than two hundred words, based on the picture. I then contacted Dex and asked him if I could post his art here. He graciously permitted it. If you wish to use it, please contact him at his website here.
Eager, aren’t you? I put it at the bottom of the post! I want YOU to write YOUR flash fiction about this art first. Just enter it in the comment area. If you’re too shy, send me an email by clicking here.
Before you get to your free flash fiction, let me tell you about my science fiction history. I didn’t always write comic paranormal animal humor. I began by writing science fiction–in the third grade.
Before that, I discovered science fiction in the school library; this copy of Robert Heinlein’s Have Spacesuit Will Travel.
What boy obsessed with science and the space program in 1963 could resist this cover? And the book was better than the cover.
My third-grade fiction I wrote? It was derived from the Lensmen series. I had force fields and ray guns and evil alien Martians.
With no further ado, I present to you my Free SciFi Flash Fiction. Don’t forget to write your own in the comments. I assume you just scrolled down here. I’ll send a free book this month to the one I like the best!
“Criminey!” Jed swore as the rocket engine began to fail. The liquid oxygen, liquid acetylene mix was off in the red zone. “While we’re landing, naturally!”
“Looks like it’s O2 pump again,” said Betty Sue, his wife and co-pilot as she studied her instrument panel.
“Can you fix it?”
“Not before we crash. I’ll need at least ten minutes to get there and thaw out the frozen pieces.”
“This’ll be the last time I get a bargain on a rocket motor!”
“Probably true, sadly for us.”
“You can’t think of ANY way to fix it in, say, five minutes?”
“There IS a way, but you’d have to be crazy to try it.”
“I’m crazy and desperate!”
“Turn off the motors and dive.”
“Yeah, so are you. Turning off the motors stops the cryrogenic fuel. Diving generates friction, which might loosen the frozen oxygen pump.”