If you’ve been a Zombie Turkeys subscriber, you would know I got Zombie Turkeys Defeated after the previous email they sent. This is my report and an announcement of a free offer for the Kindle Edition of Zombie Turkeys.
Sadly, that offer ended, but soon I’ll offer it for free again on Kindle! Watch this blog, or better yet, subscribe by clicking here. My subscribers get the first notice to all deals. Plus, there’s a brand new offer at the bottom of this post. But take advantage of it today, because it’s only valid for a short time!
Ah! You just skipped everything and scrolled down here to find out what the free offer is. That’s great! Have a free turkey video:
But the free video isn’t the offer; the offer is next.
“So what?” you say. “Why would I want to? And what’s the catch?”
Well may you ask. First, what’s in it for you:
One, a free My Undead Mother-in-law T-shirt.
Two, a free Zombie Turkeys pen.
Three, a free signed copy of My Undead Mother-in-law.
Secondly, you’ve got to tell all your friends about My Undead Mother-in-law when it goes on sale in July. That would be all your Facebook contacts (that you think would want to read a humorous zombie parody), all your Twitter contacts, all your email contacts.
Thirdly, when Zombie Turkeys goes on sale in August, tell the same group that’s free for the taking.
Fourthly, if possible show up in person for the book launch at the Peoria Barnes and Noble store at 12 PM.
If you can’t make that, then make my virtual launch on Facebook.
But act now! The book launch team must be organized this week!
Keep watching for more news!
Oh, and here’s a video of me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law!
This blog post is a reproduction of my newsletter from April 1, 2017 when the zombie turkeys on my property took over my computer and then Zombie Turkeys Write Newsletter
This reproduced newsletter covers the zombie appearance at Barnes and Noble in Peoria Illinois! Click here to get a free Zombie Turkey book excerpt by subscribing! Other newsletters will appear on this blog as well, complete with free books and offers.
By Best Zombie Turkeys I mean I’m giving you my Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 11, republished as a blog post. All my gifts I offered to my subscribers still hold! Click here to get your gifts. Enter your email and click Subscribe.
If you’re not familiar with my zombie humor book Zombie Turkeys, check out free samples by clicking on the image:
Yes, you’re right; there were ten earlier newsletters. I’ve already published an index to them, located later in this blog post. So just scroll on down for earlier reading pleasure.
I promised you another newsletter after my blog was fixed. Guess what?
I’m glad you asked! I’ve already made a blog post catching you up on all the Zombie Turkey news here:
This post also has scads of links to Facebook Zombie Turkeys and free giveaways.
I’m embarrassed to say I shot myself in the foot. I changed my site without backing up. Here are the gruesome details.
Here’s the gory story of my blog disaster. Trigger warning: It’s not for the faint-hearted. Editing Books and Blogs Learn From My Mistakes – Zombie Turkeys
Anything Else I Missed This Past Week?
Absolutely! I finally made an index of all my newsletters and offer to send you any that you missed. AND any gifts or freebies I offered are still open! So enjoy!
Then there’s this:
Yup, it’s true. I’ll be at Barnes and Nobel’s in Peoria at the Author Fair on March 26th. Be there!
Then, there’s this freebie:
Next, there’s this website I use to get free books:
Then there’s the usual free books and newsletters you get every week!
First, the next book:
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Then, there’s this book set:
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That all, folks!