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Posted On 06/25/2017 | Last Updates On 06/25/2017 | admin

Zombie Turkeys Defeated! Read All About it!

If you’ve been a Zombie Turkeys subscriber, you would know I got Zombie Turkeys Defeated after the previous email they sent. This is my report and an announcement of a free offer for the Kindle Edition of Zombie Turkeys.

Sadly, that offer ended, but soon I’ll offer it for free again on Kindle! Watch this blog, or better yet, subscribe by clicking here.  My subscribers get the first notice to all deals. Plus, there’s a brand new offer at the bottom of this post. But take advantage of it today, because it’s only valid for a short time!

Happy Hour
Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 14
 
Hello faithful readers!
 

I’ve wrested control back from the zombie turkeys. They had me locked in my room while they had their way with my computer.

Free Zombie Book Drawing
Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.
The emergency announcement is: my book Zombie Turkeys will be FREE on Kindle for the next week!
Go here to take advantage of it!  Tell all your friends and enemies!
That is all!
 
Andy

Zombie Turkeys Defeated But Don’t Go Yet! Here’s another great offer!

Ah! You just skipped everything and scrolled down here to find out what the free offer is.  That’s great! Have a free turkey video:

But the free video isn’t the offer; the offer is next.

You Can Be A Member of My Undead Mother-in-law Launch Team!

My Undead Mother-in-law Cover
Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

“So what?” you say. “Why would I want to? And what’s the catch?”

Well may you ask. First, what’s in it for you:

One, a free My Undead Mother-in-law T-shirt.

Two, a free Zombie Turkeys pen.

Three, a free signed copy of My Undead Mother-in-law.

My Undead Mother-in-law Book Launch
The preliminary back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law

What’s The “Catch”?

First of all, you’re going to have to email me (Click here) or sign up for my newsletter. (Click here.) All my subscribers’ emails are kept confidential on my secured site.

Secondly, you’ve got to tell all your friends about My Undead Mother-in-law when it goes on sale in July. That would be all your Facebook contacts (that you think would want to read a humorous zombie parody), all your Twitter contacts, all your email contacts.

Thirdly, when Zombie Turkeys goes on sale in August, tell the same group that’s free for the taking.

Fourthly, if possible show up in person for the book launch at the Peoria Barnes and Noble store at 12 PM.

If you can’t make that, then make my virtual launch on Facebook.

But act now! The book launch team must be organized this week!

Keep watching for more news!

Oh, and here’s a video of me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law!

 

 

 

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Posted On 06/20/2017 | Last Updates On 06/20/2017 | admin

New Video Book Excerpt! Don’t Miss It!

And how does this video differ from the other Zombie Turkeys book excerpts I’ve published before? This New Video Book Excerpt is from the Zombie Turkeys sequel, My Undead Mother-in-law!

New Video Book Excerpt
Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

New Video Book Excerpt – Watch It Here

The excerpt from Chapter 1 of My Undead Mother-in-law is to whet your appetite for Volume 2 of my Life After Life Chronicles. My editor is editing away, my illustrator is finishing the back cover and the chapter icons, and I’m on pins and needles until everything has been uploaded to Amazon, to go with volume 1, Zombie Turkeys.

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Posted On 06/12/2017 | Last Updates On 06/12/2017 | admin

Free Video Book Excerpt! Get It Now!

I know you’ve been waiting for the new Free Video Book Excerpt from Andy Zach, comic paranormal animal author of Zombie Turkeys.

Free Video Book Excerpt
Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

We published the first new video last week (Click here to see it). The next video is in this post. With no further ado, here’s the new video!  (more…)

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Posted On 06/05/2017 | Last Updates On 06/05/2017 | admin

Free Author Reading of Zombie Turkeys

I’m so excited! I’ve published my fourth video on Youtube. By You will see the second excerpt with me reading Zombie Turkeys, the first novel in my comic urban fantasy series Life After Life Chronicles. To watch my Free Author Reading, click below:

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Posted On 06/01/2017 | Last Updates On 06/01/2017 | admin

Free Book Drawing Winners and My Undead Mother-in-law

Here’s the news the newsletter subscribers want to hear: the Free Book Drawing Winners. If you’re not a subscriber, click here to add your email address and you’ll be in next month’s drawing.

Date Winner Name
2/28/2017 Kathi
4/1/2017 Neethu.ohm
5/9/2017 Brenda
6/1/2017 Sally

Please email me your selection of which prize you want. Kathi has already decided she wants the next volume of the Life After Life Chronicles, My Undead Mother-in-law, print version.

New Book My Undead Mother-in-law Coming in July
Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law” Subscribe to newsletter to get free excerpt

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