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Resources, Links, and Reviews by Andy Zach

Here you get useful resources and links to the key books that I used in self-publishing. You also get great reviews great books.  Finally, you also get links to zombie and fantasy web sites I have found useful and links to other fantasy authors.

Resources and Reviews by Andy Zach on Self-publishing and Writing

Dan Poynter’s Self Publishing Manual Vol 2

Dan Poynter’s Self-Publishing Manual Vol. 2

How I Sold 30,000 eBooks on Amazon’s Kindle

How I Sold 30,000 eBooks on Amazon's Kindle-An Easy-To-Follow Self-Publishing Guidebook 2016 Edition by [Crosbie, Martin] Resources
How I Sold 30,000 eBooks on Amazon’s Kindle. An Easy-To-Follow Self-Publishing Guidebook 2016 Edition by [Crosbie, Martin]









Bullies, Bastards, & Bitches: Write Fiction Bad Boys

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4.0 out of 5 stars Very Useful Book for Writers, June 3, 2017
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This review is from: Bullies, Bastards And Bitches: How To Write The Bad Guys Of Fiction (Paperback)
As a fantasy author, I learned a lot about writing villains. I was in the middle of writing my sequel, “My Undead Mother-in-law” and it ended up much better (according to early readers; it’s not out until July 2017).

Besides villains, Ms. Morrell also covers dark heroes, anti-heroes, sympathetic villains, likable bad guys, neutral characters and truly wicked ones. She has a chapter on psychopaths and sociopaths, too, providing definitions and examples of each. She goes further, giving resources the reader can pursue to understand the psychology of criminals.

Indeed, the many examples she cites of heroes, lovable bad guys, and villains from contemporary culture, fiction, and movies, are probably the best feature of the book. I recommend this book for anyone interested in writing or learning to write.

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My Undead MotherInLaw Progress Update December 5, 2016

Belated Book Status Update – My Undead MotherInLaw

Firstly, I just made progress on My Undead MotherInLaw! So far I’m 75% complete on the Week 4 phase. 5 Days remain until the deadline. Oh–the deadline, November 30th has passed. So I’m late.  But I’m still plugging!dsc_6975bl

Here’s a synopsis of My Undead Mother-in-law:


Let me tell what what my undead mother-in-law is like: she likes to bake cookies and apple pie. Oh, and she terrorizes her zombie son and daughter-in-law to be for not being married.

Me, I married her daughter Diane before she became a zombie.  That was a big change in our relationship. Most of the time, she’s just like a normal person, with bright red, glowing eyes. But when she loses her temper–look out!

I’m just an internet marketing rep and part time blogger. Ron Yardly. But I’ll tell you the tale of my zombie mother-in-law. Don’t flinch.

Helpful Link to Andy Zach’s New Book, “My Undead MotherInLaw”

You can check out my page on NaNoMo website here:Andy Zach NaNoMo Page.

Watch this space: Once my first draft is done, I’ll share an excerpt.

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Andy Zach, author of My Undead MotherInLaw
Andy Zach, author of My Undead MotherInLaw

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  • Traveled to Cleveland to get my real mother-in-law – lost three days.
  • I celebrated Thanksgiving – lost three days.

    The First Zombie Turkey
    The First Zombie Turkey
  • Chambanacon happened and I attended – I lost three days. But I sold some books!
    Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton at Chambanacon
    Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton at Chambanacon

    So, bottom line, is, I still have nine days to go! Watch this space on December 9th!

Finally, just for comparison, I was also late last year writing Zombie Turkeys. But look how well that turned out!

“All’s well that ends well” — William Shakespeare As You Like It

P.S. If you want an Advance Reader’s Copy of My Undead Mother-in-law, just reply here.  I’ll post it later.  Watch this space.

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